THE PROPER WAY TO CALL SOMEONE A BASTARD
Added on: 26th Nov 2015
A GUY WAS GETTING READY TO
TEE OFF ON THE FIRST HOLE
WHEN A SECOND GOLFER APPROACHED
AND ASKED IF HE COULD JOIN HIM.
THE FIRST SAID THAT HE
USUALLY PLAYED ALONE,
BUT AGREED TO THE TWOSOME.
THEY WERE EVEN AFTER
THE FIRST FEW HOLES.
THE SECOND GUY SAID,
"WE'RE ABOUT EVENLY MATCHED,
BUT HOW ABOUT PLAYING
FOR £5 A HOLE?"
THE FIRST GUY SAID THAT HE
WASN'T MUCH FOR BETTING,
BUT AGREED TO THE TERMS.
THE SECOND GUY WON THE
REMAINING SIXTEEN HOLES WITH EASE.
AS THEY WERE WALKING OFF
NUMBER EIGHTEEN, THE SECOND GUY
WAS BUSY COUNTING HIS £80.
HE CONFESSED THAT HE WAS THE PRO
ON A NEIGHBOURING COURSE
AND LIKED TO PICK ON SUCKERS.
THE FIRST FELLOW REVEALED
THAT HE WAS THE PARISH PRIEST.
THE PRO WAS FLUSTERED AND APOLOGETIC,
OFFERING TO RETURN THE £80.
THE PRIEST SAID,
"YOU WON FAIR AND SQUARE AND
I WAS FOOLISH TO BET WITH YOU.
YOU KEEP YOUR WINNINGS."
THE PRO SAID,
"IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO
TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU?"
THE PRIEST SAID,
"WELL, YOU COULD COME TO MASS
ON SUNDAY AND MAKE A DONATION.
AND, IF YOU WANT TO BRING YOUR
MOTHER AND FATHER ALONG,
I'LL MARRY THEM.
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