GOLF JOKE
Added on: 27th Nov 2015
TWO WOMEN WERE PLAYING GOLF.
ONE TEED OFF AND WATCHED
WITH HORROR AS HER BALL
HEADED DIRECTLY TOWARDS A
FOURSOME OF MEN PLAYING
THE NEXT HOLE.
THE BALL HIT ONE OF THEM
AND HE IMMEDIATELY FELL TO THE GROUND
CLUTCHING HIS HANDS TOGETHER
TO HIS GROIN, ROLLING AROUND
IN OBVIOUS AGONY.
THE WOMAN RUSHED OVER AND
IMMEDIATELY BEGAN TO APOLOGIZE:
"PLEASE ALLOW ME TO HELP,
I'M A PHYSIOTHERAPIST AND
I KNOW I COULD RELIEVE YOUR
PAIN IF YOU'LL ALLOW ME"
SHE TOLD HIM.
"OH NO I'LL BE ALL RIGHT,
I'LL BE FINE IN A FEW MINUTES"
THE MAN GRUNTED,
STILL LYING IN A FETAL POSITION,
STILL CLASPING HIS HANDS AT HIS GROIN.
"DON'T BE SILLY, LET ME HELP!"
SHE TOLD HIM
AND FOLLOWING HER PERSISTENCE,
HE FINALLY ALLOWED HER TO HELP.
SHE GENTLY TOOK HIS HANDS AWAY
AND LAID THEM AT HIS SIDES,
SHE LOOSENED HIS TROUSERS AND
PUT HER HAND INSIDE.
SHE ADMINISTERED A TENDER AND
SKILFUL MASSAGE FOR SEVERAL LONG
MOMENTS AND THEN ASKED
"HOW DOES THAT FEEL?"
HE REPLIED,
"IT FEELS TERRIFIC,
BUT MY THUMB STILL HURTS LIKE HELL."
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