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GOLF JOKE

Added on: 27th Nov 2015

 

TWO WOMEN WERE PLAYING GOLF.

 

ONE TEED OFF AND WATCHED

WITH HORROR AS HER BALL

HEADED DIRECTLY TOWARDS A

FOURSOME OF MEN PLAYING

THE NEXT HOLE.

 

THE BALL HIT ONE OF THEM

AND HE IMMEDIATELY FELL TO THE GROUND

CLUTCHING HIS HANDS TOGETHER

TO HIS GROIN, ROLLING AROUND

IN OBVIOUS AGONY.

THE WOMAN RUSHED OVER AND

IMMEDIATELY BEGAN TO APOLOGIZE:

 

"PLEASE ALLOW ME TO HELP,

I'M A PHYSIOTHERAPIST AND

I KNOW I COULD RELIEVE YOUR

PAIN IF YOU'LL ALLOW ME"

SHE TOLD HIM.

 

"OH NO I'LL BE ALL RIGHT,

I'LL BE FINE IN A FEW MINUTES"

THE MAN GRUNTED,

STILL LYING IN A FETAL POSITION,

STILL CLASPING HIS HANDS AT HIS GROIN.

"DON'T BE SILLY, LET ME HELP!"

SHE TOLD HIM

AND FOLLOWING HER PERSISTENCE,

HE FINALLY ALLOWED HER TO HELP. 

 

SHE GENTLY TOOK HIS HANDS AWAY

AND LAID THEM AT HIS SIDES,

SHE LOOSENED HIS TROUSERS AND

PUT HER HAND INSIDE. 

SHE ADMINISTERED A TENDER AND

SKILFUL MASSAGE FOR SEVERAL LONG

MOMENTS AND THEN ASKED

 

"HOW DOES THAT FEEL?"

 

HE REPLIED,

 

"IT FEELS TERRIFIC,

BUT MY THUMB STILL HURTS LIKE HELL."

 

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