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THE MAGICIAN AND THE PARROT

Added on: 23rd Nov 2015

 

 

A MAGICIAN WAS WORKING

ON A CRUISE SHIP IN THE CARIBBEAN.

 

THE AUDIENCE WAS DIFFERENT

EACH WEEK SO HE DID SAME

TRICKS OVER AND OVER.

 

THE PROBLEM WAS,

THE CAPTAIN'S PARROT SAW ALL THE SHOWS

AND BEGAN TO UNDERSTAND

HOW THE MAGICIAN DID EVERY TRICK.

 

HE STARTED SHOUTING IN THE

MIDDLE OF THE SHOW:

 

'LOOK, IT'S NOT THE SAME HAT.

LOOK, HE'S HIDING THE FLOWERS

UNDER THE TABLE.

HEY, WHY ARE ALL THE CARDS

THE ACE OF SPADES?'

 

THE MAGICIAN WAS FURIOUS BUT,

AS IT WAS THE CAPTAIN'S PARROT,

HE COULD DO NOTHING.

 

THEN ONE DAY THE SHIP SANK AND

THE MAGICIAN FOUND HIMSELF

FLOATING ON A PIECE OF WOOD

WITH THE PARROT.

 

THEY GLARED AT EACH OTHER

BUT SAID NOTHING.

 

FINALLY, AFTER A WEEK,

THE PARROT SAID:

 

'OK, I GIVE UP. WHERE'S THE BOAT?'

 

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