THE MAGICIAN AND THE PARROT
Added on: 23rd Nov 2015
A MAGICIAN WAS WORKING
ON A CRUISE SHIP IN THE CARIBBEAN.
THE AUDIENCE WAS DIFFERENT
EACH WEEK SO HE DID SAME
TRICKS OVER AND OVER.
THE PROBLEM WAS,
THE CAPTAIN'S PARROT SAW ALL THE SHOWS
AND BEGAN TO UNDERSTAND
HOW THE MAGICIAN DID EVERY TRICK.
HE STARTED SHOUTING IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE SHOW:
'LOOK, IT'S NOT THE SAME HAT.
LOOK, HE'S HIDING THE FLOWERS
UNDER THE TABLE.
HEY, WHY ARE ALL THE CARDS
THE ACE OF SPADES?'
THE MAGICIAN WAS FURIOUS BUT,
AS IT WAS THE CAPTAIN'S PARROT,
HE COULD DO NOTHING.
THEN ONE DAY THE SHIP SANK AND
THE MAGICIAN FOUND HIMSELF
FLOATING ON A PIECE OF WOOD
WITH THE PARROT.
THEY GLARED AT EACH OTHER
BUT SAID NOTHING.
FINALLY, AFTER A WEEK,
THE PARROT SAID:
'OK, I GIVE UP. WHERE'S THE BOAT?'
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