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Added on: 21st Jul 2013

BRITISH HUMOUR

 

 

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.

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Remember the 7 qualities for the perfect girlfriend...

 

Beautiful, Intelligent, Gentle, Thoughtful, Innocent, Trustworthy, Sensible.

 

Or in other words...........

 

B.I.G.T.I.T.S.


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Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in.

 

Only used it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick..

 

It's great though.

 

It does everything -

KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot.."


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The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me

because she can't afford batteries!


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Some bastard's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line.

 

She's not bothered about the knickers

 

but she wants the 12 pegs back.  

 

(ouch!)
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