MORE BRITISH HUMOUR
Added on: 21st Jul 2013
BRITISH HUMOUR
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.
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Remember the 7 qualities for the perfect girlfriend...
Beautiful, Intelligent, Gentle, Thoughtful, Innocent, Trustworthy, Sensible.
Or in other words...........
B.I.G.T.I.T.S.
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Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in.
Only used it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick..
It's great though.
It does everything -
KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot.."
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The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me
because she can't afford batteries!
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Some bastard's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line.
She's not bothered about the knickers
but she wants the 12 pegs back.
(ouch!)
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