NO MORE CHILDREN

AFTER HAVING THEIR 10TH CHILD,

AN ARKANSAS COUPLE DECIDED

THAT THAT WAS ENOUGH.

SO THE HUSBAND WENT TO HIS DOCTOR

AND TOLD HIM THAT HE AND

HIS WIFE DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE

ANY MORE CHILDREN.

THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM THAT

THERE WAS A PROCEDURE CALLED A

VASECTOMY THAT COULD FIX THE PROBLEM.

THE DOCTOR TOLD THE MAN THAT

HE WAS TO GO HOME,

GET A CHERRY BOMB,

PUT IT IN A CAN,

THEN HOLD THE CAN UP TO

HIS EAR AND COUNT TO 10.

THE ARKY SAID TO THE DOCTOR

"I MAY NOT BE THE SMARTEST MAN,

BUT I DON'T SEE HOW PUTTING A

CHERRY BOMB IN A CAN NEXT TO MY EAR

IS GOING TO HELP ME."

SO THE COUPLE DROVE TO MISSOURI TO

GET A SECOND OPINION.

THE DOCTOR WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL

THEM ABOUT THE PROCEDURE FOR A

VASECTOMY WHEN HE NOTICED

THEY WERE FROM ARKANSAS.

THIS DOCTOR ALSO TOLD THE MAN

TO GO HOME AND GET A CHERRY BOMB,

PLACE IT IN A TIN CAN,

HOLD IT NEXT TO HIS EAR

AND COUNT TO 10.

FIGURING THAT BOTH DOCTORS

COULDN'T BE WRONG,

THE MAN WENT HOME,

LIT A CHERRY BOMB AND

PUT IT IN A CAN.

HE HELD THE CAN UP TO HIS EAR

AND BEGAN TO COUNT,

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." AT WHICH POINT HE PAUSED,

PLACED THE CAN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND

RESUMED COUNTING ON HIS OTHER HAND.