THE BAR STORY

THIS GUY GOES TO A BAR THAT'S ON

THE TENTH FLOOR OF A HOTEL.

HE SITS DOWN AND HAS A COUPLE OF DRINKS,

THEN STANDS UP, ANNOUNCES LOUDLY

THAT HE HAS HAD ENOUGH

AND GOES OVER AND JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW.

NOW, THERE ARE TWO MEN WHO ARE

SITTING AT A WINDOW TABLE

AND HAVING THAT NATURAL HUMAN

CURIOSITY ABOUT THE GROTESQUE,

WATCH AS THIS MAN PLUMMETS

TO CERTAIN DEATH.

HOWEVER, JUST AS HE IS ABOUT

TO HIT THE GROUND,

HE RIGHTS HIMSELF,

PULLS HIS FEET UNDERNEATH HIMSELF

AND LANDS GRACEFULLY.

HE THEN TURNS AND COMES BACK INTO

THE BUILDING. NATURALLY,

THE TWO MEN ARE AMAZED.

THE GUY COMES BACK INTO THE BAR,

ORDERS A FEW DRINKS,

THEN REPEATS THE PROCESS.

THE TWO MEN AT THE WINDOW SEAT

ARE ASTOUNDED! WHEN THE GUY RETURNS

AND REPEATS THE PROCEDURE AGAIN,

THE TWO MEN STOP HIM BEFORE

HE JUMPS AND ASK HIM HOW ON EARTH

HE DOES THAT.

HE REPLIES

"IT'S SIMPLE, REALLY.

THERE'S AN AIR VENT DOWN BY THE GROUND

AND IF YOU CATCH THE UPDRAFT,

YOU CAN RIGHT YOURSELF AND LAND

ON THE GROUND WITH NO PROBLEMS."

THEN HE PROCEEDED TO JUMP OUT

THE WINDOW AGAIN.

WELL, THESE TWO MEN DECIDED THAT

THEY JUST HAD TO TRY THIS,

SO THEY JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW

AND SPLAT! -- MADE A MESS HITTING THE GROUND.

MEANWHILE, THE FIRST GUY HAS MADE

IT BACK UP TO THE BAR.

WHEN HE SITS DOWN TO ORDER HIS DRINKS,

THE BARTENDER SAYS

"SUPERMAN,

OU CAN BE A REAL ------- WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK!"