CHRISTMAS AND THE IRISH
Added on: 12th Dec 2015
THREE MEN DIED ON CHRISTMAS EVE
AND WERE MET BY SAINT PETER
AT THE PEARLY GATES.
'IN HONOUR OF THIS HOLY SEASON'
SAINT PETER SAID,
'YOU MUST EACH POSSESS SOMETHING
THAT SYMBOLISES CHRISTMAS
TO GET INTO HEAVEN.'
THE ENGLISHMAN FUMBLED
THROUGH HIS POCKETS AND
PULLED OUT A LIGHTER.
HE FLICKED IT ON.
'IT'S A CANDLE', HE SAID.
'YOU MAY PASS THROUGH
THE PEARLY GATES' SAINT PETER SAID.
THE SCOTSMAN REACHED
INTO HIS POCKET AND PULLED OUT
A SET OF KEYS.
HE SHOOK THEM AND SAID, '
THEY'RE BELLS.'
SAINT PETER SAID
'YOU MAY PASS THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES'.
THE IRISHMAN STARTED SEARCHING
DESPERATELY THROUGH HIS POCKETS
AND FINALLY PULLED OUT
A PAIR OF WOMEN'S PANTIES.
ST. PETER LOOKED AT THE MAN
WITH A RAISED EYEBROW AND ASKED,
'AND JUST WHAT DO THOSE SYMBOLISE?'
THE IRISHMAN REPLIED,
'THESE ARE CAROLS.'
AND SO THE CHRISTMAS SEASON BEGINS......
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