IDA & THE FROG
Added on: 23rd Jul 2013
: Ida & the Frog
An older lady named Ida was somewhat lonely
since her cat died and she decided she needed
another pet to keep her company.
So, off to the pet shop she went.
She searched and searched.
None of the pets seemed to catch her interest,
UNTIL she spotted this ugly frog.
As she walked by the jar he was in,
she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO.
BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME..
YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.'
Ida figured what the heck!
She hadn't found anything else.
So she bought the frog.
She placed him in the car,
on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road,
the frog whispered to her
'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY..'!
So, Ida figured,
WHAT THE HECK,
and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into
an absolutely gorgeous, sexy,
young, handsome prince
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED IDA'S KISS.
SUDDENLY IDA FELT HERSELF
TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IDA TURNED INTO?
COME ON GUESS!
SHE TURNED INTO
the first Holiday Inn
SHE COULD FIND!!!
She's old...... NOT DEAD!!!!!
OLD LADIES ROCK