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ADVICE FOR RETIREE'S

Added on: 23rd Jul 2013

 

 

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,

 

I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass.

 

It's the tortoise life for me!

 

Turtle Or Tortoise Cartoon Illustration Stock Photos - Image: 11764643

1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

 

POSTMAN Stock Photos - Image: 12634373

2.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

 

Cartoon Whale Royalty Free Stock Photo - Image: 13761635


3.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

 

Little Rabbit On Grass Royalty Free Stock Photo - Image: 24373075

4.. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing,

 

yet it lives for 450 years.

 

And you tell me to exercise??

 

I don't think so.

 



 


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