AN ENGLISHMAN, A SCOTSMAN AND AN IRISH MAN
Added on: 19th Dec 2015
ONE DAY AN ENGLISHMAN,
A SCOTSMAN,
AND AN IRISHMAN
WALKED INTO A PUB TOGETHER.
THEY EACH PROCEEDED TO
BUY A PINT OF GUINNESS.
JUST AS THEY WHERE ABOUT TO
ENJOY THEIR CREAMY BEVERAGE
THREE FLYS LANDED IN
EACH OF THEIR PINTS AND
WERE STUCK IN THE THICK HEAD.
THE ENGLISHMAN PUSHED
HIS BEER FROM HIM IN DISGUST.
THE SCOTSMAN SCOOPED
AT HIS BEER UNTIL HE WASHED
THE FLY OUT AND THEN
CONTINUED DRINKING.
THE IRISHMAN CAREFULLY
PICKED THE FLY OUT OF HIS DRINK,
THEN HELD IT OUT OVER
THE BEER AND STARTED YELLING
"SPIT IT OUT YOU -------! SPIT IT OUT!!!!"
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