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FISHING AND WHISKEY

Added on: 21st Dec 2015

 

ONE SATURDAY MORNING,

GLEN DECIDED TO GO FISHING.

 

HE SAT THERE FOR HOURS,BUT NOTHING.

 

THE BOTTLE WHISKEY THAT HE TOOK

WITH HIM,WAS ALSO EMPTY.

 

HE THREW THE EMPTY BOTTLE

AGAINST A NEARBY ROCK.

IT SHATTERED TO PIECES.

 

ALL OF A SUDDEN,

THERE WAS SOMETHING ON THE HOOK.

HE PULLED THE FISH OUT OF THE WATER.

THE ONLY FISH OF THE DAY SO FAR.

 

THE FISH WAS SO SMALL,

GLEN DECIDED TO THROW IT BACK.

THE LITTLE FISH WAS SO EXITED,

TO SUCH AN EXTEND,

THAT IT DECIDED TO GIVE GLEN ONE WISH.

 

HE ASKED THE LITTLE FISH FOR

SOME MORE WHISKEY.

 

THE FISH SAID,

"ALLRIGHT THEN,WHEN YOU'RE URINATING,

IT WILL BE PURE WHISKEY."

 

SO GLEN SAT THERE AND WONDERED,

CAN THIS REALLY BE?

 

GLEN TOOK A GLASS AND

URINATED IN IT.

IT WAS PURE,PURE WHISKEY.

 

A WHILE LATER, A WOMEN,

WHO WAS STANDING NEARBY,

CAME TO HIM AND ASKED,

"SIR ARE YOU ALLRIGHT?

I SAW YOU DRINKING YOUR OWN PISS.

 

"NO,SAID GLEN, IT'S WHISKEY.

 

THE WOMEN LAUGHED.

HE URINATED INTO THE GLASS

AND GAVE IT TO HER.

SHE COULD'NT BELIEVE IT.

 

SO THEY SAT THERE FOR

THE REST OF THE DAY,

DRINKING WHISKEY.

 

AFTER ABOUT THE SEVENTH DOUBLE,

SHE ASKS GLEN FOR ANOTHER ONE.

 

HE LOOKED HER IN THE EYE,

THREW THE GLASS AGAINST THE ROCK AND SAID

 

"WHAT ABOUT DRINKING OUT OF THE BOTTLE?"

 

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