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GETTING OLDER

Added on: 24th Jul 2013

 

Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:

 

 

1.     I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.

 

2.     I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

 

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.



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