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THE NEW HOME FOR THE BEST STUFF ON THE WEB.

A SEAT IN THE STAND

Added on: 26th Dec 2015

 

 

LANCE AND JIMMY WERE FORTUNATE

IN THAT THEY EACH HAD A SEASON TICKET

TO WATCH MANCHESTER UNITED. 

 

HOWEVER, THEY HAD A FRIEND EDDIE

WHO WOULD GIVE IS RIGHT ARM

FOR SEASON TICKET. 

 

THEY COULD NOT HELP NOTICING

THAT THERE WAS ALWAYS A SPARE SEAT

(L39) NEXT TO THEIRS.

 

ONE HALF-TIME LANCE WENT TO THE

TICKET OFFICE AND ASKED IF THEY

COULD BY BUY THE SEASON TICKET FOR

L39. 

 

THE CLUB OFFICIAL SAID THAT

UNFORTUNATELY THE SEAT HAD BEEN SOLD. 

 

NEVERTHELESS, WEEK AFTER WEEK

THE L39 WAS STILL EMPTY.

 

THEN ON BOXING DAY,

MUCH TO LANCE AND JIMMY'S AMAZEMENT

THE SEAT WAS TAKEN FOR THE

FIRST TIME THAT SEASON. 

 

JIMMY COULD NOT RESIST ASKING

THE NEWCOMER,

 

'WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL SEASON'. 

 

'DON'T ASK HE SAID,

THE WIFE BOUGHT THE SEASON TICKET

BACK LAST SUMMER, AND KEPT IT FOR A

SURPRISE CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

 

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