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JANET AND NIGEL

Added on: 1st Jan 2016

 

AS IN MANY HOMES ON NEW YEAR'S DAY,

JANET AND NIGEL,

A HAPPILY MARRIED COUPLE,

FACED THE ANNUAL CONFLICT OF

WHICH WAS MORE IMPORTANT:

THE FOOTBALL MATCH ON TELEVISION,

OR THE LUNCH ITSELF.

 

HOPING TO KEEP THE PEACE

NIGEL ATE LUNCH WITH THE

REST OF THE FAMILY

AND EVEN LINGERED FOR

SOME PLEASANT AFTER-LUNCH CHAT

BEFORE RETIRING TO THE LOUNGE

TO TURN ON THE TELEVISION.

 

SOME MINUTES LATER,

JANET LOOKED IN TO SEE HOW

HE WAS AND GRACIOUSLY EVEN

BROUGHT A COLD BEER FOR NIGEL.

 

SHE SMILED, KISSED HIM ON THE CHEEK

AND ASKED WHAT THE SCORE WAS.

 

NIGEL TOLD HER IT WAS HALF TIME

AND THAT THE SCORE WAS STILL 0-0.

 

'SEE?' JANET SAID HAPPILY,

'YOU DIDN'T MISS A THING.' 

 

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