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NEW YEARS HANGOVERS

Added on: 1st Jan 2016

 

YOU GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD

THAT CHIRPING BIRDS ARE

THE DEVIL'S PETS.

 

TRYING TO GAIN CONTROL OF THE SITUATION,

YOU CONTINUE TO TELL YOUR

ROOM TO "STAY STILL."

 

LOOKING AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR

INDUCES THE SAME REACTION AS

DRINKING A GLASS OF FRESH PAINT.

 

THE BATHROOM REMINDS YOU OF

THE FAIRGROUND CRY,

"STEP RIGHT UP AND GIVE IT WHIRL"

 

YOU'D RATHER CHEW TACKS

THAN BE EXPOSED TO SUNLIGHT.

 

YOU SET ASIDE AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON

TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME

WITH YOUR TOILET.

YOU REPLACE THE TRADITIONAL

PRAYING ON YOUR KNEES WITH

THE MORE FEASIBLE PRAYING

IN A FETAL POSITION.

YOUR CATCH PHRASE IS,

"NEVER AGAIN."

 

YOU COULD PURCHASE A NEW FRIDGE

ON THE PROCEEDS FROM RECYCLING

THE BOTTLES AROUND YOUR BED.

 

YOUR NEW RESPONSE TO

"GOOD MORNING,"

IS "BE QUIET!"

 

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