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NEW YEARS DAY QUOTES

Added on: 1st Jan 2016

 

 

NEW YEAR'S IS A HARMLESS ANNUAL

INSTITUTION, OF NO PARTICULAR USE TO

ANYBODY SAVE AS A SCAPEGOAT FOR

PROMISCUOUS DRUNKS AND FRIENDLY

CALLS AND HUMBUG RESOLUTIONS.

DROP THE LAST YEAR INTO THE SILENT

LIMBO OF THE PAST. LET IT GO,

FOR IT WAS IMPERFECT

AND THANK GOD THAT IT CAN GO.

YOUTH IS WHEN YOU'RE ALLOWED TO

STAY UP LATE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.

MIDDLE AGE IS WHEN YOU'RE FORCED TO.

THE PROPER BEHAVIOUR ALL THROUGH

THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS TO BE DRUNK.

THIS DRUNKENNESS CULMINATES ON

NEW YEAR'S EVE, WHEN YOU GET

SO DRUNK YOU KISS THE PERSON

YOU'RE MARRIED TO.

NOW THERE ARE MORE OVERWEIGHT

PEOPLE IN AMERICA THAN AVERAGE-WEIGHT

PEOPLE. SO OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE ARE

NOW AVERAGE… WHICH MEANS,

YOU HAVE MET YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION.

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION:

TO TOLERATE FOOLS MORE GLADLY,

PROVIDED THIS DOES NOT ENCOURAGE

THEM TO TAKE UP MORE OF MY TIME.

MAKING RESOLUTIONS IS A CLEANSING

RITUAL OF SELF-ASSESSMENT AND

REPENTANCE THAT DEMANDS PERSONAL

HONESTY AND ULTIMATELY,

REINFORCES HUMILITY.

BREAKING THEM IS PART OF THE CYCLE.

AN OPTIMIST STAYS UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT

TO SEE THE NEW YEAR IN.

A PESSIMIST STAYS UP TO MAKE

SURE THE OLD YEAR LEAVES.

NEW YEAR'S DAY IS

EVERY MAN'S BIRTHDAY.

CHEERS TO A NEW YEAR AND ANOTHER

CHANCE FOR US TO GET IT RIGHT.

 

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