WIFE

OLD FARMER JOHNSON WAS DYING.

THE FAMILY WAS STANDING

AROUND HIS BED.

WITH A LOW VOICE HE SAD TO HIS WIFE:

"WHEN I'M DEAD I WANT YOU

TO MARRY FARMER JONES."

WIFE:

"NO, I CAN'T MARRY ANYONE AFTER YOU."

JOHNSON:

"BUT I WANT YOU TO."

WIFE:

"BUT WHY?"

JOHNSON:

"JONES ONCE CHEATED ME IN A HORSE DEAL"