CELLO

A YOUNG WOMAN IS TAKING

CELLO LESSONS.

SHE'S NOT ALL THAT GOOD AND

DURING A PARTICULARLY LAMENTABLE

PRACTICE SESSION,

HER TEACHER CAN'T STAND

IT ANY MORE AND SAYS,

"LADY, YOU'VE GOT BETWEEN

YOUR LEGS AN INSTRUMENT THAT,

IF ADEQUATELY CARESSED,

COULD GIVE BOUNDLESS PLEASURE

TO YOU AND THOUSANDS OF

OTHER PEOPLE;

AND THE ONLY THING YOU SEEM

TO BE ABLE TO DO IS TO

SCRATCH AND SCRATCH IT!"