FACTS ABOUT SWITZERLAND

IN BERN THERE IS A 500 YEAR OLD STATUE OF A MAN

EATING A BABIES. NOBODY KNOWS WHY.

THE SWISS MILITARY HAS BASICALLY PREPARED EVERY

POTENTIAL MOUNTAIN PASS AND TUNNEL THAT

ENTERS THE COUNTRY FOR DEMOLITION. WHY? IN CASE

OF WAR THE SWISS WILL LOCK THEIR JUNK DOWN.

SWITZERLAND DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD OF STATE.

INSTEAD IT HAS A 7 MEMBER COUNCIL THAT

GETS THE JOB DONE.

IT DOESN'T HAVE A CAPITAL EITHER BECAUSE ITS

CONSTITUTION DIDN'T DESIGNATE ONE

(BERN IS THE DE FACTO CAPITAL).

IN GENEVA THERE IS A GIANT THREE LEGGED CHAIR

THAT SYMBOLICALLY OPPOSES THE USE OF LANDMINES

IN 1802 THE SWISS FOUGHT A CIVIL WAR CALLED THE

STECKLIKRIEG. THE CRAZY PART? THEY ONLY USED

STICKS BECAUSE NAPOLEON HAD TAKEN THEIR WEAPONS.

THE ONLY PART OF A SWISS ARMY KNIFE NOT MADE

IN SWITZERLAND IS THE CORKSCREW.

IT'S MADE IN JAPAN.

SWITZERLAND IS A COUNTRY OF PACIFISTS!

THE MILITARY ACTUALLY KEEPS FULLY STOCKED

BUNKERS DISGUISED AS COUNTRY HOMES IN

THE MIDDLE OF POPULATED VILLAGES.