TRUE LOVE LASTS FOREVER

IT’S THE WORLD CUP FINAL

AND A MAN MAKES HIS WAY TO

HIS SEAT RIGHT NEXT TO THE PITCH.

HE SITS DOWN,

NOTICING THAT THE SEAT

NEXT TO HIM IS EMPTY.

HE LEANS OVER AND ASKS HIS

NEIGHBOUR IF SOMEONE

WILL BE SITTING THERE.

‘NO,’ SAYS THE NEIGHBOUR.

‘THE SEAT IS EMPTY.’

‘THIS IS INCREDIBLE,’ SAID THE MAN.

‘WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD

HAVE A SEAT LIKE THIS FOR THE

FINAL AND NOT USE IT?’

THE NEIGHBOUR SAYS,

‘WELL ACTUALLY THE SEAT

BELONGS TO ME.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO

COME WITH MY WIFE,

BUT SHE PASSED AWAY.

THIS IS THE FIRST WORLD CUP FINAL

WE HAVEN’T BEEN TO TOGETHER

SINCE WE GOT MARRIED.’

‘OH, I’M SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

THAT’S TERRIBLE….BUT

COULDN’T YOU FIND SOMEONE ELSE,

A FRIEND, RELATIVE OR EVEN A

NEIGHBOUR TO TAKE HER SEAT?’

THE MAN SHAKES HIS HEAD.

‘NO,’ HE SAYS.

‘THEY’RE ALL AT THE FUNERAL.’