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TRAINS FOR THE KIDS

Added on: 30th Jul 2013

 

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/chudtsankov/chudtsankov1105/chudtsankov110500044/9634082-owl-teacher-cartoon-character-with-graduate-cap-pointer.jpgQ: What is the difference between a school teacher and a steam locomotive?

 

 

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A: The school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the locomotive says

 

"Choo Choo Choo!"

 

 

Q: What do you call a train that eats toffee?

 

A: A chew, chew train.

 

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/g/L/4/1/Z/S/cartoon-train-hi.png

 

 

Q: Why is the railroad angry?

 

A: Because people are always crossing it!

 

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Q: Why can't the engineer be electrocuted?

 

A: Because he's not a conductor!

 

http://www.clipartpal.com/_thumbs/conductor_train_118048_tns.png

 

 

Q: Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?

 

A: Because it has a tender behind

 

http://www.clipartlord.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/train6.png

 

 

Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?

 

A: Only one, but to no avail.

 

He first punches a hole in the new bulb. 



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