NUN JOKE
Added on: 3rd Feb 2016
SISTER MARRY WAS TRULY A
RELIGIOUS WOMAN.
BESIDES FOR HER DUTIES AS A NUN,
SHE WAS ALSO VERY ACTIVE IN
VARIOUS HOSPITALS VISITING
SICK PATIENTS AND TAKING
CARE OF ALL THEIR NEEDS.
SO IT WAS NO SURPRISE THAT
ONE DAY WHEN SHE RAN OUT OF PETROL,
THE ONLY CONTAINER SHE COULD
FIND TO PUT THE PETROL
INTO WAS A BEDPAN.
SISTER MARY HAPPILY WALKED
TWO BLOCKS TO THE CLOSEST
PETROL STATION FILLED UP THE
BEDPAN WITH PETROL AND
HEADED BACK TO HER CAR.
LUCK WOULD HAVE IT THAT
AS SISTER MARY STARTED TIPPING
THE PETROL INTO THE FUEL TANK,
THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS TURNED RED
AND SHE HAD QUITE A LARGE AUDIENCE
WITNESSING THE SPECTACLE.
JUST WHEN SHE FINISHED
POURING IN THE LAST DROPS OF
PETROL A FELLOW OPENED UP HIS
WINDOW AND HOLLERED,
“I SWEAR! IF THAT CAR STARTS
I’M BECOMING A RELIGIOUS MAN!”
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