CAN YOU HEAR ME
Added on: 8th Feb 2016
AN OLD MAN WENT TO THE
DOCTOR COMPLAINING THAT HIS
WIFE COULD BARELY HEAR.
THE DOCTOR SUGGESTED
A TEST TO FIND OUT THE
EXTENT OF THE PROBLEM.
“STAND FAR BEHIND HER
AND ASK HER A QUESTION,
THEN SLOWLY MOVE UP AND
SEE HOW FAR AWAY YOU ARE
WHEN SHE FIRST RESPONDS.”
THE OLD MAN EXCITED TO
FINALLY BE WORKING ON A
SOLUTION FOR THE PROBLEM,
RUNS HOME AND SEES HIS WIFE
PREPARING SUPPER.
”HONEY” THE MAN ASKS STANDING
AROUND 20 FOOT AWAY
“WHATS FOR SUPPER?”
AFTER RECEIVING NO RESPONSE
HE TRIED IT AGAIN 15 FOOT AWAY,
AGAIN NO RESPONSE.
THEN AGAIN AT 10 FOOT AWAY,
AGAIN NO RESPONSE.
FINALLY HE WAS 5 FOOT AWAY
“HONEY WHATS FOR SUPPER?”
SHE REPLIES
“FOR THE FOURTH TIME IT’S LASAGNA!”
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