GETTING GRANDMA IN TROUBLE
Added on: 11th Feb 2016
BOBBY WAS SITTING ON THE PORCH
TALKING TO HIS GRANDPA
WHEN HE INNOCENTLY ASKED,
“GRANDPA, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO
MAKE ANIMAL SOUNDS?”
“I SURE DO” GRANDPA REPLIED.
“WHAT SORT OF ANIMAL SOUND
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?”
“HOW ABOUT A TOAD?
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SOUND LIKE A TOAD?”
“SURE”, SAID GRANDPA,
CUPPING HIS HAND TO HIS MOUTH,
“CROAAAK, CROAAAK,
HOW DID YOU LIKE THAT?!”
“YIPEE!” SCREAMED BOBBY
JUMPING UP AND DOWN,
“WE ARE GOING TO MIAMI!”
“HUH?” QUESTIONED GRANDPA.
“WHY’S THAT?”
“BECAUSE GRANDMA SAID SO,”
BOBBY PATIENTLY EXPLAINED,
“SHE SAID THAT AFTER YOU CROAK
WE’LL ALL GO TO MIAMI!”
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