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GETTING GRANDMA IN TROUBLE

Added on: 11th Feb 2016

 

BOBBY WAS SITTING ON THE PORCH 

TALKING TO HIS GRANDPA

WHEN HE INNOCENTLY ASKED,

 

“GRANDPA, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO

MAKE ANIMAL SOUNDS?”

 

“I SURE DO” GRANDPA REPLIED.

 

“WHAT SORT OF ANIMAL SOUND

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?”

 

“HOW ABOUT A TOAD?

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SOUND LIKE A TOAD?”

 

“SURE”, SAID GRANDPA, 

CUPPING HIS HAND TO HIS MOUTH,

 

“CROAAAK, CROAAAK,

HOW DID YOU LIKE THAT?!”

 

“YIPEE!” SCREAMED BOBBY

JUMPING UP AND DOWN,

 

“WE ARE GOING TO MIAMI!”

 

“HUH?” QUESTIONED GRANDPA.

“WHY’S THAT?”

 

“BECAUSE GRANDMA SAID SO,”

BOBBY PATIENTLY EXPLAINED,

 

“SHE SAID THAT AFTER YOU CROAK

WE’LL ALL GO TO MIAMI!”

 

Cute Froggie

 


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