ACCIDENTAL TEXT
Added on: 14th Feb 2016
I RECEIVED AN ACCIDENTAL TEXT
YESTERDAY,
IT SAID:
HI, BE HOME SOON,
LOVE YA,
DAVE XXX
BEING VALENTINE'S DAY
I THOUGHT I'D HAVE A BIT OF FUN
SO I TEXT THE BLOKE BACK:
DON'T BOTHER, I DON'T LOVE YOU,
YOU'RE A BASTARD, I HAVE BEEN
SHAGGING YOUR BROTHER.
I COULDN'T WAIT FOR THE REPLY,
THEN IT CAME:
YOU OK MUM?
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