GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS
Added on: 16th Feb 2016
BOB WAS IN A TERRIBLE MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT
AND HIS LEGS WEREN’T IN GREAT SHAPE,
TO SAY THE LEAST.
AFTER A COUPLE OF WEEKS OF THERAPY,
IT SOON BECAME CLEAR TO THE DOCTOR
THAT THEY WERE JUST PUSHING
OFF THE INEVITABLE.
DUE HOWEVER, TO BOB’S FRAIL CONDITION,
THE DOCTOR WAS AFRAID TO
GIVE HIM THE BAD NEWS.
INSTEAD, HE GAVE THE SORRY JOB
TO BOB’S WIFE OF 40 YEARS,
HOPING THAT SHE WOULD KNOW HOW
TO BREAK THE BAD NEWS TO HIM
EVER SO SLOWLY AND GENTLY.
“HONEY”, SAID BOB’S WIFE EVA
THE NEXT MORNING,
“I’VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS,
WHICH ONE WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR FIRST?”
BOB, ALWAYS IN A MORBID STATE,
RESPONDED IN HIS USUAL GRUMPY VOICE,
“WHAT DO I CARE?
JUST GIVE ME THE BAD NEWS!”
“WELL DEAR,” SAID EVA CUPPING BOB’S
HAND WITH HER TWO HANDS,
“I HATE TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS,
BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR LEGS
ARE GOING TO HAVE TO BE TAKEN OFF.”
BOB, BARELY ABLE TO HOLD HIS VOICE
FROM CRACKING CROAKED OUT,
“EVA, WHAT’S THE GOOD NEWS?”
“THE GOOD NEWS”
SAID EVA HAPPILY,
“IS THAT THAT THE GARDENER
THAT WAS IN HERE JUST BEFORE,
SAID HE MAY BE INTERESTED IN
BUYING YOUR SLIPPERS FROM YOU!”
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