QUARANTINE
Added on: 17th Feb 2016
“I HATE TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS”,
SAID THE DOCTOR IN A
SAD COMPASSIONATE VOICE,
“BUT YOU HAVE UNFORTUNATELY
BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH A HIGHLY
CONTAGIOUS DISEASE,
WE WILL HAVE TO QUARANTINE YOU
AND YOU’LL ONLY BE FED
CHEESE AND BOLOGNA.”
“THAT’S TERRIBLE!”
SAID THE DISTRAUGHT YOUNG MAN,
QUICKLY SITTING DOWN
BEFORE HE COULD FAINT.
“I DON’T KNOW IF I COULD HANDLE
BEING IN QUARANTINE…AND
THE CHEESE AND BOLOGNA DIET…
WHAT’S WITH THE CHEESE AND
BOLOGNA DIET ANYWAY?
I’VE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A DIET BEFORE?!”
“IT’S NOT EXACTLY A DIET”,
RESPONDED THE DOCTOR
MATTER OF FACTLY,
“IT’S JUST THE ONLY FOOD
THAT WILL FIT UNDER THE DOOR!”
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