NERVOUS DAD

“JUST RELAX”,

THE HOSPITAL STAFF KEPT TELLING JIM,

BUT IT WAS TO NO AVAIL.

JIM’S WIFE WAS IN LABOUR AND

JIM WAS A NERVOUS WRECK.

AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE A WEEK, T

O BOTH JIM AND THE HOSPITAL STAFF,

A NURSE CAME OUT WITH THE HAPPY NEWS,

“IT’S A GIRL”,

SHE CRIED.

“THANK GOD, A GIRL”,

SAID JIM,

“AT LEAST SHE WON’T HAVE TO GO THROUGH

WHAT I JUST WENT THROUGH!”