PREGNANT

A LADY WENT TO THE DOCTOR’S

A FEW MINUTES INTO

THE EXAMINATION,

SCREECHING COULD BE HEARD

COMING FROM THE ROOM,

THEN THE LADY BURST OUT OF THE

ROOM AS IF RUNNING FOR HER LIFE.

AFTER MUCH EFFORT A NURSE

FINALLY MANAGED TO CALM HER DOWN

ENOUGH TO TELL HER STORY.

THE NURSE BARGED INTO THE

DOCTOR’S OFFICE AND SCREAMED,

“SHAME ON YOU,

MRS. SMITH IS 82 YEARS OLD

AND YOU TOLD HER SHE’S PREGNANT.”

THE DOCTOR CONTINUED WRITING

AND WITHOUT LOOKING UP SAID,

“DOES SHE STILL HAVE THE HICCUPS?”