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THE DRUNK

Added on: 22nd Feb 2016

 

JOHN WAS THE COP IN A SMALL TOWN

WHERE EVERYONE KNEW EACH OTHER.

 

ONE NIGHT, DURING HIS NIGHT PATROL,

HE SPOTTED THE TOWN DRUNK

WALKING DOWN THE STREET

LOOKING LIKE HE WAS UP TO NO GOOD.

 

“HEY!” SAID JOHN,

ROLLING DOWN HIS WINDOW.

 

“YOUR NOT HEADING FOR ANY TROUBLE,

ARE YOU?”

 

“NO SIR!”

RESPONDED THE DRUNKARD WITH

A BIG SMILE,

“I’M HEADING TO A LECTURE!”

 

A LECTURE?! 

THOUGHT THE COP INCREDULOUSLY

AT 1 AM!?

 

THIS I GOTTA SEE!

AFTER FOLLOWING HIM

FOR A FEW BLOCKS

JOHN WAS SURPRISED TO SEE HIM

GOING INTO HIS HOUSE.

 

“HEY!”

JOHN SCREAMED OUT HIS WINDOW.

 

“I THOUGHT YOU WERE HEADING

TO A LECTURE?!”

 

THE DRUNKARD JUST HELD UP HIS

INDEX FINGER AND HEADED INSIDE.

 

SURE ENOUGH WITHIN A MINUTE

JOHN HEARD THE LECTURE LOUD AND

CLEAR THROUGH THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW,

 

“JUST WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU

DOING OUT ALL THIS TIME YOU

NASTY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING…”

 

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