THE DRUNK
Added on: 22nd Feb 2016
JOHN WAS THE COP IN A SMALL TOWN
WHERE EVERYONE KNEW EACH OTHER.
ONE NIGHT, DURING HIS NIGHT PATROL,
HE SPOTTED THE TOWN DRUNK
WALKING DOWN THE STREET
LOOKING LIKE HE WAS UP TO NO GOOD.
“HEY!” SAID JOHN,
ROLLING DOWN HIS WINDOW.
“YOUR NOT HEADING FOR ANY TROUBLE,
ARE YOU?”
“NO SIR!”
RESPONDED THE DRUNKARD WITH
A BIG SMILE,
“I’M HEADING TO A LECTURE!”
A LECTURE?!
THOUGHT THE COP INCREDULOUSLY
AT 1 AM!?
THIS I GOTTA SEE!
AFTER FOLLOWING HIM
FOR A FEW BLOCKS
JOHN WAS SURPRISED TO SEE HIM
GOING INTO HIS HOUSE.
“HEY!”
JOHN SCREAMED OUT HIS WINDOW.
“I THOUGHT YOU WERE HEADING
TO A LECTURE?!”
THE DRUNKARD JUST HELD UP HIS
INDEX FINGER AND HEADED INSIDE.
SURE ENOUGH WITHIN A MINUTE
JOHN HEARD THE LECTURE LOUD AND
CLEAR THROUGH THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW,
“JUST WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU
DOING OUT ALL THIS TIME YOU
NASTY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING…”
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