PUB EXCUSE

HARRY WAS SICK AND TIRED OF

BEING CONSTANTLY BADGERED BY

HIS WIFE BARBARA FOR SPENDING

SO MUCH TIME AT THE PUB.

HOPING IT WOULD HELP MATTERS,

HARRY INVITED BARBARA ALONG WITH HIM.

“SO WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?”

HARRY CORDIALLY ASKED,

AS SHE TOOK HER SEAT NEXT TO HIM.

“OH I DON’T KNOW”

BARBARA REPLIED,

“I GUESS I’LL TAKE THE SAME THING AS YOU.”

“OK” SAID HARRY TO THE BARTENDER,

“WE’LL TAKE TWO JOHNNY WALKER’S

ON THE ROCKS!”

BARBARA BARELY TOOK A SIP OF

THE DRINK BEFORE SHE

STARTED GAGGING

“OH MY GOSH!

GET ME A CUP OF WATER!

THIS STUFF IS HORRIBLE!

HOW DO YOU DRINK THIS GARBAGE?”

“SEE?” SAID HARRY

“AND YOU THINK I COME HERE

JUST TO HAVE A GOOD TIME?!“