THE BARMAN AND THE DRUNK

A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR

STONE DRUNK, AND ASKS FOR A DRINK.

SORRY, SAID THE BARTENDER

BUT YOU OBVIOUSLY ALREADY HAVE

HAD A LITTLE TO MUCH TO DRINK.

FUMING MAD THE DRUNK WALKS OUT

THE FRONT DOOR AND WALKS

INTO THE SIDE DOOR.

“CAN I HAVE A DRINK PLEASE.”

“SORRY” THE BARTENDER SAYS

“BUT YOU CAN’T HAVE A DRINK HERE.”

THE DRINK WALKS OUT AND GOES

IN THROUGH THE BACK DOOR.

“CAN I PLEASE HAVE A DRINK.”

“ENOUGH!”

THE BARTENDER SCREAMED

“I TOLD YOU NO DRINKS!”

THE DRUNK LOOKS AT THE BARTENDER

CLOSELY AND EXCLAIMED

“DARN! HOW MANY BARS DO YOU WORK AT.”