RESTAURANT SPECIAL
Added on: 29th Feb 2016
JOHN WAS STARVING!!
HE WAS STUCK IN A SMALL HICK TOWN,
LOST AND HUNGRY.
HE WAS HAPPY WHEN HE SAW A SMALL
RESTAURANT COMING UP ON HIS RIGHT.
JOHN QUICKLY PULLED OVER,
PARKED HIS CAR, AND WALKED INSIDE.
JOHN NOTICED A BLACKBOARD WITH A
SIGN WRITTEN IN YELLOW CHALK,
“TODAY’S SPECIAL:
VEGETABLE SOUP WITH FRIED CHICKEN
AND GRILLED VEGETABLES.”
“I’LL TAKE THE SPECIAL”,
SAID JOHN TO THE WAITER WHEN
HE CAME TO TAKE HIS ORDER.
A FEW MINUTES AFTER RECEIVING
HIS ORDER JOHN CALLED OVER THE WAITER,
HE WAS FUMING MAD.
“IS THIS THE SPECIAL!?
IT SAYS VEGETABLE SOUP,
BUT THERE ARE NO VEGETABLES!
IT SAYS GRILLED VEGETABLES,
BUT THEY AREN’T GRILLED
THEY ARE BAKED!?
AND IT SAYS FRIED CHICKEN
AND THE CHICKEN ISN’T FRIED!?
THE WAITER WAS NOT USED TO CITY FOLKS
AND THEIR ATTITUDES AND FRANKLY
HE WAS NOT GOING TO PUT UP
WITH THIS BEHAVIOR.
“MY DEAR MAN,”
SAID THE WAITER
LOOKING DOWN AT JOHN OVER HIS GLASSES,
“THAT IS WHAT MAKES IT SO SPECIAL!!!”
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