DRINK DRIVING

BRIAN WAS PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING

AND AS THE COP APPROACHED HIS CAR,

HE NOTICED LIGHTER FLUID,

MATCHES, AND TORCHES,

ALL IN THE PASSENGER SEAT

RIGHT NEXT TO HIM.

“SIR,” SAID THE COP,

MOTIONING TO THE PARAPHERNALIA.  

“CAN I ASK WHY YOU HAVE

THAT STUFF IN THE CAR? ”

“WELL OFFICER,” SAID BRIAN,

“IT’S QUITE SIMPLE,

I’M A JUGGLER IN A CIRCUS

AND THIS IS MY EQUIPMENT!”

THE COP, CLEARLY NOT BELIEVING HIM,

INSISTED THAT HE COME OVER TO THE

SIDE OF THE ROAD AND JUGGLE

THE TORCHES SO HE CAN SEE IF HIS

STORY WAS INDEED TRUE.

JUST THEN AN ELDERLY COUPLE

CRUISED BY AND THE OLD MAN

TURNED TO HIS WIFE,

“SUZIE, AM I GLAD I FINALLY

 GAVE UP DRINKING!  

CAN YOU BELIEVE THE DRINKING

TEST THEY ARE GIVING NOW?!”