PORK AND APPLE

THE LEADER OF THE VEGETARIAN SOCIETY

JUST COULDN’T CONTROL HIMSELF ANYMORE.

HE JUST NEEDED TO TRY SOME PORK,

JUST TO SEE WHAT IT TASTED LIKE.

SO ONE SUMMER DAY HE TOLD HIS MEMBERS

HE WAS GOING ON A VACATION.

HE PACKED OUT OF TOWN AND HEADED

TO THE NEAREST RESTAURANT.

AFTER SITTING DOWN,

HE ORDERED A ROASTED PIG

AND IMPATIENTLY WAITED FOR HIS DELICACY.

AFTER JUST A FEW MINUTES,

HE HEARD SOMEONE CALL HIS NAME

AND TO HIS GREAT CHAGRIN HE SAW

ONE OF HIS FELLOW MEMBERS

WALKING TOWARDS HIM.

JUST AT THAT SAME MOMENT,

THE WAITER WALKED OVER,

WITH A HUGE PLATTER,

HOLDING A FULL ROASTED PIG

WITH AN APPLE IN IT’S MOUTH.

“ISN’T THAT SOMETHING,”

SAYS THE LEADER AFTER

ONLY A MOMENTS PAUSE,

“ALL I DO IS ORDER AN APPLE

AND LOOK WHAT IT COMES WITH!”