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Added on: 6th Aug 2013

 

Ralph is driving home one evening,

 

when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday

 

and he hasn't bought her a present.

 

He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant,

 

"How much is that Barbie in the window?"

 

In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues,

 

"We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95,

 

http://www.jennyonthespot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1984-barbie-great-shape-aerobics-fb.jpg

 

Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95,

 

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCZGu55vTx1w53xYXR2J0IBEU7UcFcluKB9gOMYEPWKFWSWOEV

 

Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95,

 

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWIZVtdkp-4f2A0ZiBvCx4v3w8JUgTZw1IcFzfWLys552SweWm

 

Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95,

 

http://factorygirl82.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/barbie-doll-19591.jpg

 

Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95,

 

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6HmF8dgPz7XxkLw-Xq7NOAWlbv4OXa04dV0FpgOtvBGzBzabzIyJcwABZ

 

and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."

 

Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00

 

when all the others are only $19.95?"

 

"That's obvious," the saleslady says.

 

"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house,

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7bBBHc3rBrY/S9rfBGhHlNI/AAAAAAAABFQ/b7awU-hOr0w/s1600/Barbie.Magical-Mansion.jpg

 

Ken's car,

Ken My Mini Cooper Vehicles...

 

Ken's boat,

 

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/712277028/-font-b-Rc-b-font-boat-remote-control-boat-font-b-SUBMARINE-b-font-font.jpg

 

Ken's furniture..."

 

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-F3XXULuRyLPS8PO9HuYnYfOqdPC4uWdZirPl0mdtzhXgdyjKRw

 

                                     


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