THE GHOST

ON A RAINY NIGHT,

THREE GUYS WERE DRIVING

THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE.

WHEN THEIR CAR BROKE DOWN,

SO THEY WENT TO A NEARBY FARM.

THE FARMER SAID,

"I ONLY HAVE ONE SPARE ROOM

BUT TWO OF YOU CAN SLEEP

IN OTHER PLACES."

SO THEY WENT TO THE FIRST

PLACE AND SAID,

"WHO WANTS TO SLEEP UNDER

THE CLOTHES CHUTE?"

THE FIRST GUY SAID,

"I WILL."

SO THEY WENT TO THE

SECOND PLACE.

THE FARMER SAID,

"WHO WANTS TO SLEEP

ABOVE THE CHUTE?"

THE SECOND GUY SAID,

"I WILL."

THEN THE THIRD GUY SAID,

"I GUESS I GET THE BEDROOM."

LATER THAT NIGHT,

THE SECOND GUY HAD TO TAKE A S**IT,

SO HE S**T IN SOME SHEETS AND

PUT IT DOWN THE CHUTE.

THE NEXT MORNING,

THE THIRD GUY ASKED

THE SECOND GUY

HOW HE SLEPT,

AND HE SAID,

"I SLEPT FINE EXCEPT

I SAW A GHOST AND BEAT

THE S**T OUT OF IT."