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GOOD MEN ARE HARD TO FIND!

Added on: 24th Mar 2016

 

A LADY RUBBED A BOTTLE

AND A GENIE  POPPED OUT.

 

“YOU HAVE ONE WISH”

SAID THE GENIE.

 

“HEY” COUNTERED THE LADY

“I THOUGHT I GET THREE WISHES?”

 

“NOT FROM  ME”

SAID THE GENIE

“I’M NOT THAT POWERFUL.”

 

“OK” RESPONDED THE LADY

TAKING OUT A MAP,

“I AM MAKING A WISH FOR 

PEACE BETWEEN THIS COUNTRY.”

 

“I’M REALLY SORRY”

SAID THE GENIE, 

“BUT I AM NOT POWERFUL

ENOUGH FOR THAT.” 

 

“THAT’S FINE”

SAID THE LADY,

“INSTEAD I WOULD LIKE TO FIND A COOL,

CARING MAN, WHO LOVES CHILDREN

AND COOKING.”

 

THE GENIE SIGHED AND SAID

“ALRIGHT…..

LET ME SEE THAT MAP AGAIN.”

 

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