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MARRIAGE FIGHT

Added on: 26th Mar 2016

 

MARY AND DAVE GOT ALONG PRETTY WELL.

 

BUT THERE WAS ONE THING THAT DROVE

MARY ABSOLUTELY CRAZY AND THAT WAS

NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE TOLD

DAVE HOW IMPORTANT IT WAS TO HER THAT

HE COME ON TIME FOR DINNER,

HE NEVER DID.

 

IT WAS AFTER ONE SUCH SPAT THAT HE

GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND SAID

 

“MARY,

I PROMISE I AM TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF. 

 

FROM NOW ON I WILL BE ON TIME FOR DINNER!”

 

WELL, THE NEXT DAY,

PROMPTLY AT 5 O’CLOCK,

DAVE LOCKED UP HIS SHOP AND

HEADED OUT THE DOOR TO HIS CAR.

 

WHEN SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE

A CAR PULLED UP NEXT TO HIS

PARKED CAR AND HIT DAVE. 

 

DAVE WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL. 

LUCKILY THEY LET HIM OUT AFTER

3 HOURS AND HE WALKED IN THE DOOR

TO HIS HOUSE AT 8 O’CLOCK.

 

MARY WAS LIVID!

 

“WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN”

PLEADED DAVE,

“I GOT RUN OVER BY A CAR!”

 

“REALLY!?,”

SCREAMED MARY,

 

“IT TAKE 3 HOURS TO GET RUN OVER BY A CAR!?

 

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