BACKSEAT DRIVER
Added on: 30th Mar 2016
A WIFE WAS SITTING PEACEFULLY
IN HER COZY ARMCHAIR
SEWING HER HUSBAND’S SOCKS.
HER HUSBAND CAME IN TO THE ROOM
AND GLANCED AT WHAT SHE WAS DOING
AND STARTED BADGERING,
“HONEY BE MORE CAREFUL!
PLEASE WATCH WHAT YOU ARE DOING!
YOU DON’T WAN’T TO POKE YOUR FINGER!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!
DON’T LOOK UP WHEN YOUR’E SEWING!
THERE YOU GO NOW SLOW AND STEADY,
NICE EVEN STITCHES.
THE WIFE PUTS DOWN THE
NEEDLE AND THREAD,
LOOKS UP AT HER HUSBAND AND SAYS,
“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
I’VE SEWN SOCKS BEFORE?!
“EXACTLY THE POINT I
WAS TRYING TO GET AT”,
HOLLERED THE HUSBAND,
“DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
I’VE DRIVEN A CAR BEFORE!?
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