TOUPEE

TED WAS GOING BALD

THERE WAS NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT.

TRYING TO CHEER HIM UP

HIS WIFE BARBARA BOUGHT

HIM A TOUPEE.

BARBARA WAS VERY EXCITED TO

SHOW OFF HER “NEW HUSBAND”,

SO SHE WAS THRILLED WHEN ONE

OF THEIR FRIENDS INVITED THEM

TO A PARTY AT THEIR HOUSE.

IT WAS LATER THAT NIGHT AFTER

THE PARTY THAT BARBARA FOUND

TED LOUNGING AROUND ON THE

COUCH LOOKING DEPRESSED.

“WHAT’S WRONG HONEY?”

SAID BARBARA SITTING DOWN

ON THE COUCH NEXT TO HIM.

“I DIDN’T ENJOY THE PARTY AT ALL,”

COMPLAINED TED

“I WAS SO SELF-CONSCIOUS I FELT

LIKE EVERYONE WAS ABLE TO TELL

I WAS WEARING A TOUPEE.

“OH SWEETY”

SAID BARBARA PATTING TED’S KNEE,

“I’M SURE NOBODY WAS ABLE TO TELL!

IN FACT ALL OF THE PEOPLE  AT

THE PARTY THAT I TOLD,

WERE ALL SURPRISED!”