DEATH RELATED FACTS

WITHIN THREE DAYS OF DYING, THE ENZYMES

THAT ONCE DIGESTED YOUR DINNER

BEGIN TO DIGEST YOU

ROUGHLY 100 BILLION PEOPLE HAVE DIED IN

ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY

MORE PEOPLE COMMIT SUICIDE IN NEW YORK CITY

THAN ARE MURDERED

ROUGHLY 153,000 PEOPLE WILL DIE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY

WHEN YOU DIE, YOUR SENSE OF HEARING IS

USUALLY THE LAST TO GO

80% OF ALL SOVIET MALES BORN IN 1923

DIED DURING WORLD WAR II

ALTHOUGH YOUR BODY IS ALIVE, 35 MILLION OF

YOUR CELLS DIE EVERY MINUTE

WE ARE BORN WITH OVER 270 BONES BUT ONLY

DIE WITH 206 (SOME OF THEM FUSE)

THE UK HAS A "RENT A MOURNER" SERVICE THAT

ALLOWS YOU TO FILL YOUR FUNERAL WITH

FAKE FRIENDS