SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE

JERRY WAS AT A MARRIAGE SEMINAR,

THE LEADER OF THE SEMINAR, A LADY,

WAS ASKING EVERYBODY HOW LONG

THEY WERE MARRIED FOR.

WHEN IT WAS JERRY’S TURN

JERRY SAID THAT HE WAS MARRIED

FOR ALMOST 50 YEARS.

“WOW” THE LEADER GUSHED

“THAT’S AMAZING,

PERHAPS YOU CAN TAKE A FEW MINUTES

TO SHARE SOME INSIGHTS WITH EVERYBODY,

HOW YOU STAY MARRIED

TO THE SAME WOMAN FOR SO LONG.

“WELL,” JERRY SAID

AFTER THINKING FOR A FEW MOMENTS,

“I TRY TO TREAT HER NICE,

BUY HER PRESENTS,

TAKE HER ON TRIPS

AND BEST OF ALL,

FOR OUR 25TH ANNIVERSARY

I TOOK HER TO THE BAHAMAS.”

“WELL THAT’S REALLY BEAUTIFUL

AND A TRUE INSPIRATION FOR ALL OF US”

THE LADY SAID

“MAYBE YOU CAN TELL US

WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO

FOR YOUR 50TH ANNIVERSARY”

SHE SAID WITH A SMILE

“WELL” JERRY SAID

“I’M THINKING OF GOING BACK

TO THE BAHAMAS

TO PICK HER UP.”