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TOILET BRUSH

Added on: 19th Apr 2016

 

LAUREN WAS FRUSTRATED.

SHE HAD COMPLAINED DOZENS

OF TIMES TO HER DAUGHTER

ABOUT HER NEWEST GAG OF

KISSING THE BATHROOM MIRROR

IMMEDIATELY AFTER

APPLYING LIPSTICK,

BUT IT WAS ALL TO NO AVAIL.

 

FINALLY, ONE DAY AFTER

SPENDING A HALF HOUR

SCRUBBING THE MIRROR,

ONLY TO FIND ANOTHER

KISS MARK AN HOUR LATER,

LAUREN HAD ENOUGH.

 

“LIZZY!”

SHE HOLLERED,

 

“WHAT?”

CAME HER DAUGHTER’S REPLY

THROUGH HER BEDROOM DOOR.

 

I CAN’T FIND THE TOILET BRUSH

THAT I’VE BEEN USING TO CLEAN

THE BATHROOM MIRROR.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE IT IS?”

 

AFTER HEARING THE GAGGING FROM

BEHIND THE BEDROOM DOOR,

LAUREN KNEW HER DAYS OF

CLEANING KISS MARKS OFF

MIRRORS WERE OVER.

 

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