IMPORTANT THINGS THAT WE LEARNED FROM MOVIES

YOU CAN SEE THE EIFFEL TOWER FROM EVERY

SINGLE WINDOW IN PARIS

EVEN THE FUZZIEST PHOTOGRAPHS CAN BE ENLARGED

TO SHOW THE MOST MINUSCULE DETAILS

WHEN ALONE, FOREIGNERS PREFER TO

COMMUNICATE TO ONE ANOTHER IN ENGLISH

DOGS ALWAYS BARK AT BAD GUYS

AND ON THE TOPIC OF DOGS, THEY SURVIVE

EVERYTHING. EVEN THE WORST DISASTERS

CARS ARE ALWAYS ENGULFED IN FLAMES

WHEN THEY CRASH

THE INTERNAL GRAVITY SYSTEMS OF SPACESHIPS

ALWAYS REMAIN INTACT, REGARDLESS OF THE

BEATING THE SHIP TAKES

IF YOU COUGH IT MEANS YOU ARE PROBABLY

TERMINALLY ILL. USUALLY CANCER

IN THE PAST, PEOPLE HAD PERFECT TEETH