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COMMUNITY SERVICE

Added on: 20th Apr 2016

 

LISA, A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL,

NERVOUSLY BROUGHT HER

MOST RECENT BOYFRIEND HOME

WITH HER TO MEET HER PARENTS.  

 

ALTHOUGH LISA WAS VERY

FOND OF HIM SHE WAS NERVOUS

ABOUT WHAT SORT OF  IMPRESSION

HE’D MAKE ON HER PARENTS.  

 

AFTER ALL, HE WAS FULL OF

TATTOOS AND RINGS ALL

OVER HIS BODY.

 

“MOM,” SAID LISA NERVOUSLY,

”I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET SPIKE,

MY BOYFRIEND, 

SPIKE THIS IS MY MOM.”

 

AFTER A FEW MINUTES OF SMALL

TALK AND PLEASANTRIES,

LISA’S MOM CALLED HER

OVER AND WHISPERED

 

“LISA, I DON’T LIKE HIM,

HE JUST DOESN’T SEEM VERY NICE!”

 

“MOM PLEASE!”

RETORTED LISA,

 

“IF HE’S NOT A NICE GUY

HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE

FORTY HOURS OF COMMUNITY

SERVICE HE DOES A WEEK?!”

 

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