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THE BULL

Added on: 27th Apr 2016

 

A BLONDE AND A REDHEAD HAVE A RANCH.

 

THEY HAVE JUST LOST THEIR BULL.

 

THE WOMEN NEED TO BUY ANOTHER,

BUT ONLY HAVE $500.

 

THE REDHEAD TELLS THE BLONDE,

"I WILL GO TO THE MARKET AND

SEE IF I CAN FIND ONE FOR

UNDER THAT AMOUNT.

 

IF I CAN, I WILL SEND YOU A TELEGRAM."

SHE GOES TO THE MARKET

AND FINDS ONE FOR $499.

 

HAVING ONLY ONE DOLLAR LEFT,

SHE GOES TO THE TELEGRAPH OFFICE

AND FINDS OUT THAT IT COSTS

ONE DOLLAR PER WORD.

 

SHE IS STUMPED ON HOW TO TELL THE

BLONDE TO BRING THE TRUCK AND TRAILER.

 

FINALLY, SHE TELLS THE TELEGRAPH

OPERATOR TO SEND THE WORD

"COMFORTABLE."

 

SCEPTICAL, THE OPERATOR ASKS,

"HOW WILL SHE KNOW TO COME WITH

THE TRAILER FROM JUST THAT WORD?"

 

THE REDHEAD REPLIES,

"SHE'S A BLONDE SO SHE READS SLOW:

'COME FOR TA BULL.'

 

brown bull    animation

 


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