SHOPPING EXPEDITION
Added on: 28th Apr 2016
A MARRIED COUPLE WERE ON HOLIDAY
IN PAKISTAN, THEY WERE TOURING AROUND
THE MARKETPLACE LOOKING AT GOODS
WHEN THEY PASSED A SMALL SANDALSHOP.
FROM THE INSIDE THEY HEARD A
PAKISTANI ACCENT SAY,
"YOU FOREIGNERS COME IN.
COME IN MY HUMBLE SHOP."
SO THE MARRIED COUPLE WALKED IN.
THE PAKISTANI MAN SAID TO THEM,
"I HAVE SOME SPECIAL SANDALS
I THINK YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN.
THEY MAKE YOU WILD AT SEX
LIKE A GREAT DESERT CAMEL"
WELL, THE WIFE WAS REALLY
INTERESTED IN BUYING THE SANDALS
AFTER WHAT THE MAN HAD CLAIMED,
BUT HER HUSBAND FELT HE REALLY
DIDN'T NEED THEM, BEING A SEX HERO.
THE HUSBAND,
"HOW COULD SANDALS
MAKE YOU INTO A SEX FREAK?"
THE PAKISTANI MAN REPLIED,
WHY DON'T YOU SEE FOR YOURSELF?"
THE HUSBAND AFTER MUCH
BADGERING FROM HIS WIFE,
FINALLY CONCEDED TO TRY THEM ON.
AS SOON AS HE SLIPPED THEM
ONTO THIS FEET,
HE GOT THIS WILD LOOK IN HIS EYES,
SOMETHING HIS WIFE
HADN'T SEEN IN YEARS
RAW SEXUAL POWER.
IN A BLINK OF AN EYE THE
HUSBAND RUSHED OFF TO THE
PAKISTANI MAN THREW HIM ON
THE TABLE AND STARTED
TEARING AT THE GUY'S PANTS.
ALL THE TIME THE PAKISTANI MAN
WAS SCREAMING,
"YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET
YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET"
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