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SHOPPING EXPEDITION

Added on: 28th Apr 2016

 

A MARRIED COUPLE WERE ON HOLIDAY

 IN PAKISTAN, THEY WERE TOURING AROUND

THE MARKETPLACE LOOKING AT GOODS

WHEN THEY PASSED A SMALL SANDALSHOP.

 

FROM THE INSIDE THEY HEARD A

PAKISTANI ACCENT SAY,

 

"YOU FOREIGNERS COME IN.

COME IN MY HUMBLE SHOP."

 

SO THE MARRIED COUPLE WALKED IN.

 

THE PAKISTANI MAN SAID TO THEM,

"I HAVE SOME SPECIAL SANDALS 

I THINK YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN.

THEY MAKE YOU WILD AT SEX

LIKE A GREAT DESERT CAMEL"

 

WELL, THE WIFE WAS REALLY

INTERESTED IN BUYING THE SANDALS 

AFTER WHAT THE MAN HAD CLAIMED,

BUT HER HUSBAND FELT HE REALLY

DIDN'T NEED THEM, BEING A SEX HERO.

 

THE HUSBAND,

"HOW COULD SANDALS 

MAKE YOU INTO A SEX FREAK?"

 

THE PAKISTANI MAN REPLIED,

WHY DON'T YOU SEE FOR YOURSELF?"

 

THE HUSBAND AFTER MUCH

BADGERING FROM HIS WIFE,

FINALLY CONCEDED TO TRY THEM ON.

 

AS SOON AS HE SLIPPED THEM

ONTO THIS FEET,

HE GOT THIS WILD LOOK IN HIS EYES,

SOMETHING HIS WIFE

HADN'T SEEN IN YEARS

RAW SEXUAL POWER.

 

IN A BLINK OF AN EYE THE

HUSBAND RUSHED OFF TO THE

PAKISTANI MAN THREW HIM ON

THE TABLE AND STARTED

TEARING AT THE GUY'S PANTS.

 

ALL THE TIME THE PAKISTANI MAN

WAS SCREAMING,

 

"YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET

YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET"

 

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