1, 2, 3 UH

ONE NIGHT TWO MIDGET BROTHERS

WALK INTO A BAR AND ONE SAYS

"MAN I'M TIRED OF SCREWING 

MIDGET GIRLS LETS SCREW

REAL WOMEN."

THE OTHER GUY AGREED.

5 MINUTES LATER 

TWO BLONDE'S WALK INTO THE BAR

AND SIT BY THE TWO MIDGETS.

THE FOUR OF THEM GET TALKING

AND THE MIDGETS ASK

IF THEY WANT TO COME TO

THERE HOTEL ROOMS AND

STAY THE NIGHT AND HAVE SEX.

THE TWO BLONDE'S DECIDE TO GO.

IN THE FIRST ROOM

THE BLONDE AND THE MIDGET 

WERE GETTING IT ON

WHEN THEMIDGET SAYS

"OH BABY,

I'M SORRY THIS HAS NEVER

HAPPENED BEFORE,

BUT I CAN'TGET HARD"

SO THEY GIVE UP AND

LAID DOWN TO GO ASLEEP.

BUT THROUGH THE WALL

FROM THE SECOND ROOM

THEY HEAR

"1, 2, 3 UH 1, 2, 3 UH",

WHICH KEEPS UP ALL NIGHT LONG.

THE NEXT DAY AFTER THE BLONDE'S LEAVE

THE BROTHERS MEET EACH OTHER AGAIN

AND DISCUSS HOW THERE NIGHT WENT.

THE FIRST MIDGET SAYS

"OH, MY NIGHT WAS TERRIBLE.

I JUST COULDN'T GET HARD."

THE SECOND MIDGET REPLIES

"MINE WAS WORSE THAN THAT"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN"

SAID THE FIRST MIDGET.

"I HEARD YOU GOING

"1, 2, 3 UH ALL NIGHT LONG".

TO WHICH THE SECOND MIDGET REPLIES

"YEAH! I COULDN'T GET ON THE DAMN BED"