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TWO ALIENS

Added on: 5th May 2016

 

TWO ALIENS LANDED IN THE

ARIZONA DESERT NEAR A GAS STATION

THAT WAS CLOSED FOR THE NIGHT.

 

THEY APPROACHED ONE OF THE

GAS PUMPS AND THE YOUNGER ALIEN

ADDRESSED IT SAYING,

 

'GREETINGS, EARTHLING.

WE COME IN PEACE.

TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER.' 

THE GAS PUMP, OF COURSE,

DIDN'T RESPOND. 

THE YOUNGER ALIEN BECAME

ANGRY AT THE LACK OF RESPONSE. 

THE OLDER ALIEN SAID,

'I'D CALM DOWN IF I WERE YOU.' 

THE YOUNGER ALIEN IGNORED

THE WARNING AND REPEATED

HIS GREETING. AGAIN,

THERE WAS NO RESPONSE.

ANNOYED BY WHAT HE PERCEIVED

TO BE THE PUMP'S HAUGHTY ATTITUDE,

HE DREW HIS RAY GUN

AND SAID IMPATIENTLY,

 

'GREETINGS, EARTHLING.

WE COME IN PEACE.

DO NOT IGNORE US THIS WAY!

TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER OR I WILL FIRE!' 

THE OLDER ALIEN AGAIN WARNED

HIS COMRADE SAYING,

'YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!

I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU

SHOULD MAKE HIM MAD.' 

'RUBBISH,' REPLIED THE COCKY,

YOUNG ALIEN. HE AIMED HIS WEAPON

AT THE PUMP AND OPENED FIRE.

THERE WAS A HUGE EXPLOSION.

A MASSIVE FIREBALL ROARED

TOWARDS THEM AND BLEW THE

YOUNGER ALIEN OFF HIS FEET

AND DEPOSITED HIM A BURNT,

SMOKING MESS ABOUT 200 YARDS

AWAY IN A CACTUS PATCH. 

HALF AN HOUR PASSED.

WHEN HE FINALLY REGAINED

CONSCIOUSNESS, HE REFOCUSED

HIS THREE EYES, STRAIGHTENED

HIS BENT ANTENNA AND

LOOKED DAZEDLY AT THE OLDER,

WISER ALIEN WHO WAS STANDING

OVER HIM SHAKING HIS BIG, GREEN HEAD. 

'WHAT A FEROCIOUS CREATURE!'

EXCLAIMED THE YOUNG, FRIED ALIEN.

'HE DAMN NEAR KILLED ME!

HOW DID YOU KNOW

HE WAS SO DANGEROUS?' 

THE OLDER ALIEN LEANED OVER,

PLACED A FRIENDLY FEELER

ON HIS CRISPY FRIEND AND REPLIED, 

'IF THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED

DURING MY INTERGALACTIC TRAVELS,

YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS

WITH A GUY WHO CAN LOOP HIS

PENIS OVER HIS SHOULDER

TWICE AND THEN STICK IT IN HIS EAR'

 

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