TWO ALIENS
Added on: 5th May 2016
TWO ALIENS LANDED IN THE
ARIZONA DESERT NEAR A GAS STATION
THAT WAS CLOSED FOR THE NIGHT.
THEY APPROACHED ONE OF THE
GAS PUMPS AND THE YOUNGER ALIEN
ADDRESSED IT SAYING,
'GREETINGS, EARTHLING.
WE COME IN PEACE.
TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER.'
THE GAS PUMP, OF COURSE,
DIDN'T RESPOND.
THE YOUNGER ALIEN BECAME
ANGRY AT THE LACK OF RESPONSE.
THE OLDER ALIEN SAID,
'I'D CALM DOWN IF I WERE YOU.'
THE YOUNGER ALIEN IGNORED
THE WARNING AND REPEATED
HIS GREETING. AGAIN,
THERE WAS NO RESPONSE.
ANNOYED BY WHAT HE PERCEIVED
TO BE THE PUMP'S HAUGHTY ATTITUDE,
HE DREW HIS RAY GUN
AND SAID IMPATIENTLY,
'GREETINGS, EARTHLING.
WE COME IN PEACE.
DO NOT IGNORE US THIS WAY!
TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER OR I WILL FIRE!'
THE OLDER ALIEN AGAIN WARNED
HIS COMRADE SAYING,
'YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!
I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU
SHOULD MAKE HIM MAD.'
'RUBBISH,' REPLIED THE COCKY,
YOUNG ALIEN. HE AIMED HIS WEAPON
AT THE PUMP AND OPENED FIRE.
THERE WAS A HUGE EXPLOSION.
A MASSIVE FIREBALL ROARED
TOWARDS THEM AND BLEW THE
YOUNGER ALIEN OFF HIS FEET
AND DEPOSITED HIM A BURNT,
SMOKING MESS ABOUT 200 YARDS
AWAY IN A CACTUS PATCH.
HALF AN HOUR PASSED.
WHEN HE FINALLY REGAINED
CONSCIOUSNESS, HE REFOCUSED
HIS THREE EYES, STRAIGHTENED
HIS BENT ANTENNA AND
LOOKED DAZEDLY AT THE OLDER,
WISER ALIEN WHO WAS STANDING
OVER HIM SHAKING HIS BIG, GREEN HEAD.
'WHAT A FEROCIOUS CREATURE!'
EXCLAIMED THE YOUNG, FRIED ALIEN.
'HE DAMN NEAR KILLED ME!
HOW DID YOU KNOW
HE WAS SO DANGEROUS?'
THE OLDER ALIEN LEANED OVER,
PLACED A FRIENDLY FEELER
ON HIS CRISPY FRIEND AND REPLIED,
'IF THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED
DURING MY INTERGALACTIC TRAVELS,
YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS
WITH A GUY WHO CAN LOOP HIS
PENIS OVER HIS SHOULDER
TWICE AND THEN STICK IT IN HIS EAR'
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